8/10/2013 -- Mariners Lose Again, Again

The Mariners lost a game yesterday. It was a pretty ugly loss, too, as the Mariners were whomped, thrashed, and mangled by the Milwaukee Brewers to the tune of a 10-5 final score. Making it even more humiliating, the Milwaukee Brewers are a pretty bad baseball team, meaning the Mariners were whomped, thrashed, and mangled by a team they really should have beaten. How did this happen? What can we learn from this?

Below, I’ll discuss all the important and meaningful things that happened in this game, and I’ll also analyze this game for anything that could prove to be significant for the Mariners' fortunes. I hope you like reading, because this is going to be a pretty thorough analysis, really getting into all the nitty-gritty details of everything that a Major League Baseball game entails. Ready? Let’s get to it.

Ok, I think I hit all the important points. The Mariners go again tonight, and here’s hoping they don’t get whomped, thrashed, and mangled this time. That would be nice.